January 2011
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Ugh, what is happening to me.
confidential:
Going to bed now. My eyes hurt like hell.
G’night.
iamoffendedbecause:
women laughing alone with salad
fiercefatties:
lipsbetweenthehips:
mfnher:
This is fucking amazing.
CUCUMBER, Y U SO FUNNY
I EAT SALAD WITH MY FINGERS IN MY WHITE DRESS BECAUSE IT HELPS ME RELAX
BROCCOLI, YOU MAKE ME SO HAPPY
HAHAHA THAT WAS A GOOD JOKE LETTUCE
That is awesome.
Lettuce makes you manic!
(CON)Artistry: AAAAAGGGAGRRHRGAGHHHH. →
confidential:
>:|
Stupid stupid dad gets to go to New York City in February with his stupid stupid wife.
AND THEN IN SEPTEMBER THEY’RE GOING TO EASTERN EUROPE.
NO, DON’T MIND ME, I’VE NO DESIRE TO TRAVEL WHATSOEVER, FATHER. YOU CAN TOTALLY TAKE YOUR WIFE ON MAGICAL TRIPS THOUGH SHE’S BEEN ALL MANNER OF…